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Funny Bone (Share your jokes or your funny stories)

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8:10 pm
November 5, 2008


Andres

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Sa klinika ng dentista…

Bata: Takot ako bunot ipin ko…..

Dentista: Wag ka matakot… bibigyan kita ng gamot na pampatapang…

(Ininum ng bata ang gamot)

Dentista: O ayan, matapang ka na?

Bata: Cge! galawin mo ipin ko babasagin ko bungo mo!

9:52 pm
January 12, 2009


Andres

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posts 250

 
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Pari nagmimisa: sino sa inyo ang may kagalit??

Taass kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae

Pari: si lola lang ang walang kagalit… ano edad nyo lola??

Lola: 93 anyos.

Pari: tingnan nyo si lola.. 93 na pero walang kagalit!!

Lola bakit wala kayong kagalit???

Lola: PATAY n kasi ang mga WALANGHIYA!!!

6:43 pm
January 15, 2009


Andres

Admin

posts 250

 
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TINDERO: Ma'am, bili kayo ng kurtina… magaganda at mura pa.

MARIA: Sige bibili ako para sa computer ko….

TINDERO : Bakit po sa computer?

MARIA: Heller! May WINDOWS din kaya yun! Your so kaka…

7:47 am
January 25, 2009


Andres

Admin

posts 250

 
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Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na floating device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?

Contestant: Sirena?

Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.

Contestant: Siyokoy?

Host: Hindi ito lalake.

Contestant: Siyoke?

3:26 pm
January 26, 2009


Kiko

admin

Admin

posts 155

 
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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down. And that's when you remember: you've been listening to your iPod. :lol:

7:04 pm
February 17, 2009


Kiko

admin

Admin

posts 155

 
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Please give this seat ….

Please Give This Seat

9:13 pm
May 17, 2009


abalantac12

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I am selling beaded accesories, ODM Watches, oakley and Ray Ban shades..

for more products just visit this site:

http://www.abalantac12.multiply.com

6:14 pm
May 25, 2009


Andres

Admin

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di ko alam kung totot po ito oh gawa gawa lang but i really enjoyed reading it….

Recruiter: What do you know about the call center Industry?

Applicant: The call ctr. industry is booming out, side by side, somewhere
else. (Huuuwhaaat? )
———— —-

Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for the past few days and
I want to part of that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)
———— ——— —–

Applicant: It’s easy to be a call center, just looks arounds you, that why
i want to become a call center! (building ito!)
———— ——— —–

Applicant: Oh im sorry, i sit corrected. (oo nga naman, nakaupo sha eh!)
———— ——— —–

Applicant: Im afraid to dead. I feel that im not ready to die.
———— ——— —–

Applicant: I usually play PS2 at night when there is no loud.
———— ——— ——–

Recruiter: You look familiar. I think i already spoke to you before. Do
you remember when you were last here?

Applicant: I think months from now. (psychic ito!)
———— ——— ——-

Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call center?

Applicant: From Manila Bulletin. (ang gulo… i drug test nyo na to’)

Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do you want to work here?

Applicant: Well, I graduated from FEU with a course of blahblah…. .
(out…out.. .out….)
———— ——— —

Applicant: I’m a work alcoholic.
———— ——— -

Applicant: I’m the eldest and the only child in our family.
(arrrgggghhh. ..ADIK KA!)
———— ——— —

Applicant: I’m a hardworking. ..(yes..please continue…)
———— ——-

Recruiter : Can you give me 3 values that you can contribute to the
company? Applicant : As a nurse, we were taught at hospital 3 things …
TENDER.. LOVING … CARE.. you get what i mean? (OH YES I DO!)
———— ——-

Recruiter : Can you please count from 1 to 20?
Applicant : starting from 1 ma’am?
Recruiter : UH.. yes
Applicant : (clears throat) wun, chew, tree, four, fibe, zix, zeven,
eight, nine, ten, elevun, twulve, thirTEN, forTEN, fifTEN, sixTEN,
sevenTEN, eighTEN, nineTEN, tweyny Recruiter : Umm… ok, thank you very
much for interviewing with us …. (NAHILO ANG INTERVIEWER)
———-

Recruiter : Can you please count slowly from 1 to 20?
Applicant : In what language? ( ABA!)
———–

Recruiter : Why do you want to work as an agent?
Applicant : Agent ho?
Recruiter : Yes. Why do you want to work as a call center agent?
Applicant : Call center ho?
Recruiter : YES. This is a call center. My question is why are you
interested?

Applicant : I am willing po.
(GRRRRRR!!!! )
———— —

Recruiter : Why do you want to work in a call center?
Applicant : Because of the big bucks of money.. i want to hab a house


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